FF 2015 - Week 2

Week 2: Sophmore Slump or Comeback

This week, I thought we would start with a great video.

Football is back baby!!! Lets see how everyone did this week:



Week 1 Recap

Winners	Losers
Chris L	Saumil
Ekta	Vaidu
Erich	Chris G
Amy	Malay
Aru	Brian

FF 2015 - Week 1

Fantasy Week 1: Can't Stop Wont Stop

Hello Fantasy Football Drones!

Welcome to year five, you are all indoctrinated now. Bend to the will of Fantasy Football. Your Sundays belong to FF now. 

This season is sponsored by the following partners:

InstaGraham 

For when you want to post pictures of your Pumpkin Spice Beer, Totally Basic Goal Post Dunks, or pictures of your dog. #Blessed.

Tommy B's Pumps

Who really needs properly inflated anything? For when you need all the sags in all the right places. FYI Possible side effects include broken cell phones and marital problems. 

Beats

Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson have teamed up for an all new music service targeted at children and women. They aim to provide the best hits. So far they have contracts with Screamo bands and Antoine Dodson.

Marshawn's Mario Kart

Yea...toad.

Fantasy Football 2014, Week 4 Recap!

Whaaat? Its been 3 weeks since the last recap? Bad commissioner. Stop being so lazy! Urg fineee! Here, let me write a update.

In the words of Taylor Swift

I stay up too late
Got fantasy on my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

 I make too many trades
But I can't make 'em playyy
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I try improving
Can't stop, won't stop losing
But I got this choosing
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

Week 4 Recap

Winners	Losers
Aru	Saumil
Brian	Dave
Chris G	Malay
Ekta	Amy
Chris L	Vaidu

Week 4 Awards!!!

Fantasy Football 2014! Week 1 Recap

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Welcome everyone to SEASON 4: The race to syndication!

Hope everyone had a relaxing offseason, cause this season of Fantasy is going to be crazy! It’s going to be a season full of wild cards! Lots of upsets and team managers reigning their glory.

Before we kick off this season I’d like to recognize last years champion once more. 

Amy, well done! I’m sure the rest of the league can join me in saying, you’re going down this season!

Also how’s our sacko doing? Greco if you can kindly deliver the anal bead staff to Aru so that she may feel the shame of losing in our league it would be much appreciated.

Week 1 Recap

Winners	Losers
Brian	Saumil
Aru	Chris G
Dave	Malay
Vaidu	Amy
Chris L	Ekta

Alright the moment you’ve been waiting all off-season for: WEEK 1 Awards!

PLAYOFFS WEEK 1! WILD CARD BITCHES!

MALAY, DAVE, EKTA, ARU, AMY PAY YOUR DUES. $30 IN PERSON OR VIA AMAZON PAYMENTS. THANK YOU.



Who made it?

Malay dominated Dave and sent him packing at the chance of the ultimate trophy doubling his score 115.76 - 70.56.

Chris G destroyed Brian's dreams of obtaining the Shiva 124.35 - 83.81. It looks like the trophy is coming back east.

Who will it be?

Next week: SHIVA DIVISIONAL

Saumil v Malay
Played in Snowy Pennsylvania we finally get to see who's better, Pittsburgh or Philadelphia. This matchup will be attended by hundreds of drunk fans, and maybe a cow or two. Eh why not, let's invite the whole farm!

Amy v Chris G
The gangs of NYC are gathering to watch this epic match-up, and its an all out turf war. Loser has to leave the west side forever, who shall be banished??? Commence the snap-dance battle.

ASSHOLER GAMES!

After a week of bye's the ASSHOLERS prepare for the ANAL Games. The losers gets the most disgraceful trophy. Anal Beads on a stick! No, USED Anal Beads on a stick. With feathers. This week the safety bead bowl. If you win, this week no anal beads!!

Aru v Vaidu
Two sisters battle it out hoping that the other will lose. Will the anal beads stay domestic next year? Or will they hop across the pond and get some British flair (Henceforth called the bum beads?)?

Chris L v Ekta
A former champion and a girl who almost made it duke it out on the playing field. The former champion has fell so far from his throne. Will he gain redemption? She only needed one game to make the playoffs. Will her team get it together or face ultimate shame?? Let's watch!

PLAYOFFS! SHIVAKAMINISOMAKUNDAKROM!!!!!!!!!

So, I've been a bad commissioner and pretty much slacked off for the past 2 months in terms of updates. Place all grievances in the comments section.

REGULAR SEASON IS OVER!!! That went by too quickly. However, congrats to:

1. Saumil (Me!)
2. Amy
3. Chris G
4. Malay
5. Dave
6. Brian 

  You all will battle it out for the SHIVA!!!!!

3 weeks of games! The wild card round, the divisional, and finally the Shiva Bowl!

Many condolences to:

1. Aru
2. Ekta
3. Chris L
4. Vaidu

You all:

You guys will battle it out in 2 games: The Safety Bead Bowl, The Anal Bowl

SHIVA GAMES Schedule: WILD CARD ROUND

1. Saumil and Amy have a Bye for being the most awesome this year
2. Malay takes on Dave
3. Chris G and Brian battle it out 

  
SACKO BOWL Schedule: Bye Week

Prepare your line up, otherwise you shall fail...and be the owner of used anal beads.



According to my records: Aru, Dave, Malay and Ekta owe me dues. Please pay either in person or via amazon payments.

Week 8 Update! I Solemnly Swear that my Season is up to No Good.

Woah, the season is more than half over. Lets take a peek at your performance shall we?

Rank	Player	Record	NFL likeness
1	Saumil	7-1	Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
2	Amy	6-2	SF 49'ers, NE Patriots
3	Dave	5-3	Detroit Lions
4	Aru	5-3	Detroit Lions
5	Brian	4-4	Miami Dolphins, NY Jets, Dallas Cowboys, Arizona Cardinals
6	Chris G	4-4	Miami Dolphins, NY Jets, Dallas Cowboys, Arizona Cardinals
7	Malay	4-4	Miami Dolphins, NY Jets, Dallas Cowboys, Arizona Cardinals
8	Ekta	2-6	NY Giants
9	Chris L	2-6	NY Giants
10	Vaidehi	1-7	NFL Can't Compare. Well at least you are better than the Bucs and the Jags

Remember bottom 4, if you lose, )•-•-•-•-•-• 



Some of you haven't paid dues. Do so please.

Weekly awards, Ranking, and Scheduling below the break.