Fantasy Week 1: Can't Stop Wont Stop
Hello Fantasy Football Drones!
Welcome to year five, you are all indoctrinated now. Bend to the will of Fantasy Football. Your Sundays belong to FF now.
This season is sponsored by the following partners:
InstaGraham
For when you want to post pictures of your Pumpkin Spice Beer, Totally Basic Goal Post Dunks, or pictures of your dog. #Blessed.
Tommy B's Pumps
Who really needs properly inflated anything? For when you need all the sags in all the right places. FYI Possible side effects include broken cell phones and marital problems.
Beats
Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson have teamed up for an all new music service targeted at children and women. They aim to provide the best hits. So far they have contracts with Screamo bands and Antoine Dodson.
Marshawn's Mario Kart
Yea...toad.
League Updates:
League Dues this Year: $30 (No changes). I insist that you venmo me, easiest and best way to wire me funds.
Rivalry weeks have been removed this year, you're wins depend on the strength of your own schedule.
SET YOUR LINE UPS. If you can't text me and I'll set it for you, as commish I have that power.
Schedule:
- Saumil v Chris L
- Vaidu v Ekta
- Erich v Chris G
- Amy v Malay
- Brian v Aru
GOOD LUCK!!
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