Who made it?
Malay dominated Dave and sent him packing at the chance of the ultimate trophy doubling his score 115.76 - 70.56.
Chris G destroyed Brian's dreams of obtaining the Shiva 124.35 - 83.81. It looks like the trophy is coming back east.
Who will it be?
Next week: SHIVA DIVISIONAL
Saumil v Malay
Played in Snowy Pennsylvania we finally get to see who's better, Pittsburgh or Philadelphia. This matchup will be attended by hundreds of drunk fans, and maybe a cow or two. Eh why not, let's invite the whole farm!
Amy v Chris G
The gangs of NYC are gathering to watch this epic match-up, and its an all out turf war. Loser has to leave the west side forever, who shall be banished??? Commence the snap-dance battle.
ASSHOLER GAMES!
After a week of bye's the ASSHOLERS prepare for the ANAL Games. The losers gets the most disgraceful trophy. Anal Beads on a stick! No, USED Anal Beads on a stick. With feathers. This week the safety bead bowl. If you win, this week no anal beads!!
Aru v Vaidu
Two sisters battle it out hoping that the other will lose. Will the anal beads stay domestic next year? Or will they hop across the pond and get some British flair (Henceforth called the bum beads?)?
Chris L v Ekta
A former champion and a girl who almost made it duke it out on the playing field. The former champion has fell so far from his throne. Will he gain redemption? She only needed one game to make the playoffs. Will her team get it together or face ultimate shame?? Let's watch!
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